"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"
"we’re gonna have pizza"
"here’s 20$ go have some fun"
"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"
"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
no mom it’s not a phase
it’s a phaser
sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting