cravings:

"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"

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"we’re gonna have pizza"

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"here’s 20$ go have some fun"

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"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"

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"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"

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(Source: cravings, via magicul)

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass, via textpostsrus)

surprisebitch:

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

truth tea has been spilled

(via intensional)

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surprisebitch:

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

truth tea has been spilled

(via intensional)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via ruinedchildhood)

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

(via uglysauros)

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

(via mclolnalds)

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chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

(via mclolnalds)

automatically:

thank god i’m not a cow

(via pizza)

Timestamp: 1406136421

automatically:

thank god i’m not a cow

(via pizza)

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via cartel)

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via teenscoolest)

(Source: orhgasm, via nonstaff)